“Mentally Dating My Matcha” Oversized Tee
Taken. By my drink order.

This tee is for the girlies whose love language is sipping matcha in silence. Oversized, effortlessly cool, and steeped in sarcasm—it's your emotional support outfit for caffeine-fueled chaos. If you’ve ever ghosted a situationship but not your barista, this one’s brewed for you.

Because your standards are high—and so is your antioxidant intake.

Details:
🍵 Color: Sage green with bold white text
🧵 Fit: Oversized and over humans
🌿 Fabric: 100% soft cotton – smooth like your matcha latte
📏 Sizes: XS to XXL
💚 Vibe: Caffeinated, committed, and a little unhinged

💬 Pairs best with oat milk and emotional stability
📵 Do not disturb: busy being delulu in a café