Told myself to stop drinking… but clearly, I don’t take advice—even from myself. This oversized white tee is built for unapologetic chaos, dry humor, and main-character energy. With a bold green statement print that instantly grabs attention, it’s the perfect mix of comfort and attitude. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and designed in a relaxed oversized fit, this tee is made for off-duty days, casual outings, and nights that weren’t supposed to happen. If your personality is a little unhinged and your humor hits dark—this one’s yours.

Details:
Color: White with green bold text
Fit: Oversized, relaxed silhouette
Fabric: 100% soft breathable cotton
Sizes: XS to XXL
Vibe: Dark humor, chaotic, effortlessly cool

Pairs best with late nights, bad decisions, and zero explanations.